This is...Bread!

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Fill this in with stuff about you

Age:
18
Where I'm From:
central Maryland
Where I would like to live:
I don't mind staying in Maryland. Maybe somewhere closer to the coast. Or Pennsylvania. I could live there
Favorite food:
Totally the sterotypical Marylander, but anything with crab in it.
Religion:
We're technically Jewish, but I don't have a specific view
Sexual orientation:
Mer
Single/taken:
Taken
Favorite book:
I'm really into this book my mom got me called Queen of the Road, mostly because we kinda relate to it
Eye colour:
bright blue
Favorite movie:
A League of Their Own
Favorite TV show:
Gravity Falls, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Orange is the New Black
Favorite band/singer:
Allison Weiss, Tonight Alive, Never Shout Never, I See Stars, Fall Out Boy
Random fact about me:
I've been to 31/50 States
Favorite day of the year:
Halloween
Favorite colour:
Blue
If I have any pets; if so, their names:
Patch, Shadow, and Bandit.
Last movie I’ve watched:
Monster's Inc
What’s my ringtone:
The 1963 Doctor Who theme
Favorite male character from a TV show:
Dipper and Xander Harris
Favorite female character from a TV show:
Willow(Buffy), Maybel (Gravity), Red, Susan, Sofia, Nickey, Poussey, and Maitza
What my name means:
short for Madeline
Favorite superhero:
Wolverine, Shadowcat, and Wolfsbane
Celebrity crush:
Emily Kinney, Tom Felton

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medinaquirin:

couple-a-hundred-of-em:

As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! <3
Ramen Noodle Recipes:
Ramen Noodle Stir Fry
Sirloin-Snap Pea Stir Fry
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chili Cheese Ramen
Egg Drop Ramen
Spinach and Ramen
Ramen Spaghetti
Ramen Alfredo
Cheesy Ramen Noodles
Mug Meals:
Cheesy Eggs Mug
Cheese and Broccoli Mug
Mac and Cheese in a Mug
Meatloaf in a Mug
Nutella Mug Cake
Cheesecake Mug
Coffee Cup Quiche
Coffee Cup Chilaquiles
Mug Egg Scramble
Microwave Recipes:
Potato Chips
Corn on the cob
Scalloped Potatoes
White Rice
Fried Rice
Baked Potato
Chicken Casserole 
Garlic Chicken
Chicken Soup Casserole
Caramelized Onion Baked Potato
Soft Chicken Tacos
Pancakes
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Ideas 4 Recipes
Big Oven
Other Resources
Actual College Student Cookbook
Restaurant Coupons [1] [2] [3] [4]
Free Birthday food [1] [2] 

Reblogging because lord knows college kids aren’t the only ones that are broke.

medinaquirin:

couple-a-hundred-of-em:

As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! <3

Ramen Noodle Recipes:

Mug Meals:

Microwave Recipes:

Recipe Generators

Other Resources

Reblogging because lord knows college kids aren’t the only ones that are broke.

(Source: i-only-speak-to-sailors, via ask-an-annie-leonhardt)

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Send my muse one of the following! (Kissing)

rpmememaker:

  • "A kiss on the cheek, perhaps?"
  • "Come on, kiss my lips!"
  • "Your lipgloss looks delicious."
  • "My stomach hurts. Kiss it better?"
  • "Kiss your prince/princess’s hand."
  • "You’d better kiss my feet."
  • "There is nothing funny about being kissed on the hand!"
  • "Your neck’s really sensitive…"
  • "Kiss me somewhere dirty."
  • "What a nice squeak, I think I’ll bite that spot again."
  • "A-ah! Don’t bite there…"

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papabraus asked: Happy birthday darlin!!

papabraus:

sasha-braus-the-potato-boss:

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"Thank you, Papa! It’s nice to see you again."

"My lil gal… *sniff* Yer so big now! Why, it seems like only yesterday that I pulled yer scruffy mug out’ve yer Ma’s hoo-hah. Now look at how purty and badass ya are!"

"Gah! Papa!" Her cheeks turned bright red as she tried to hide it. "That’s  really embarrassing!"

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